Porn for Parents of Young Children


This is a cup of coffee that hasn't been re-heated in the microwave and then abandoned for two hours.

This is a living room.

This is the kitchen floor after a meal.

This is 7:00 on a Sunday morning.

This is a bottomless mimosa brunch with the girls.

This is a movie theater.

This is a book.

This is a blouse that stains easily and is dry-clean only.

This is a trans-continental flight. Alone.




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